Message!

Last weekend I was having a yummy dinner (12 oz. Sirloin, thank you very much!) at the downtown Sam Snead's--where the service is ridiculously slow, if you ask me--and I received a text message on my LG CU400. Now, when I opened-up the message it wasn't immediately clear who the sender was, but I later figured out it was from my friend Sean. When I played the media file that was sent I nearly lost my s#*t! Here's what was waiting for me:

To find out what she says click here.
Now I realize there is reference to a "ho" within this audio clip, but please don't think I'm pulling an Imus.